My son has an issue. When he plays basketball, he sweats. What!? I knew this HAD to be a unique problem that no one else suffered from and therefore had resolved to watch him in misery. Every basketball practice or game, sweating like a sinner in church, causing his lucious permed locks to get in his eyes. What 11 year old deserves this kind of torture! One day, while browsing my local Dick’s sporting goods, I saw it. Like a beacon from heaven a light shone upon it like the glare off the head of someone suffering from male-pattern-baldness. There it was. The Nike Headband. Surely, someone had heard my prayers and countless cries to alleviate my son fr his sweaty suffering…so I purchased it. I’d like to tell you that it changed his life dramatically, improved his jump shot, and allowed him the confidence to lead his team to the state championship…but I can’t. He’s ELEVEN people! C’mon…and it’s a headband. Solid construction, and he seems to like it. Five stars. Sweat, you’ve met your match! Only God knows what the future holds now!
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